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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar, drinking a cold beer & shooting the ****.
Woods turns to Wonder and says, "So, how's the singing career going, Steven?"
Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad, Eldrick. How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Yeah, pretty good....I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now."
Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
Tiger says, "Say what, ********? You play golf? Get outta here!!"
Wonder says, "Oh yes, uh huh, mmm mmmm - I've been playing for years."
Woods says, "But you're blind! How the **** can you play golf if you can't see?"
Wonder replies, "Well, it's pretty straightforward - I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the
sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I gets to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther
down the fairway and again, I play the ball toward his voice!"
"Oh My lord! But how do you putt?" asks Woods.
"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball
toward his voice."
Woods asks, "Lord Have Mercy, Steven. What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, Eldrick - I'm a scratch golfer."
Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "Steven - we've got to play a round sometime."
Wonder replies, "Hmm - look - people don't ever take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, that's cool - I can take that to a party. When would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Up to you - pick a night"
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