The bad thing about joke threads is that most, not all, of them will go where the rules will not permit. Or they try to push the envelop to see how far they can go.

We try to keep these forums so that anyone, anywhere, could be a member and not have any objectionable material. Hard to do since what may be acceptable in one place is not acceptable in another. For example, the one joke that is missing was not appropriate and the next one is borderline.

Please keep the above in mind. If I need to delete more then it won't be worth keeping the thread open. Thanks for your cooperation.

Dave

BTW, two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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