A little boy & little girl who are next-door neighbors, are out on Christmas morning, enjoying their new gifts/toys... & then, the little boy says:

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Little Boy: "Hey, check it out: I got a G.I. Joe with the 'Kung-Fu' grip!"

Little Girl: "Big deal: I got Barbie AND her complete playhouse & car to go with her & the playhouse!"

Little Boy (feeling frustrated, knowing he's been 'outclassed'): "Well, I also got this new BB gun too!"

Little Girl: "Ah, no big deal again - My parents put 20,000 into my college fund in trust for me"

(THIS GOES ON & ON, w/ the little boy being 'outclassed' & outsmarted @ EVERY TURN!)

Eventually the little boy is SO frustrated, he unzips his pants & says:

Little Boy: "Yea, well... I GOT ONE OF THESE, & YOU DON'T!"

Little Girl: "You just don't get it, do you? I have one of these (little girl shows him same general area, if you catch my drift) & with ONE OF THESE? I CAN GET ALL OF THOSE, THAT I EVER WANT!"

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(LOL!)



* Gotta love it, because IT IS TRUE!

APK

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