Because its in the sky

Why do some older men get a belly ?

It's call the Inverse Infantile Reversion Syndrome, which is recognized by once again obtaining baby features, like little hair on their heads, protruding stomachs, less teeth, and not being able to put together sentences together.

Why do women wear high heels?

Dave

(to attract) --- "enhances the calves and the wiggle"


Why do people smoke ? ---- "stinks !!!"

You know you gave the "real" answer to that question, don't you? You supposed to give us an answer that no one at least expects. Anyway...

Most people want to be powerful like their cars. They smoke so they can give off a visible exhaust emulating their cars and thus giving the illusion that they are powerful!

Why are eggs oval shaped?

Dave

So they sit in your egg cup

Why is Rain not salty ?

The little droplets are so small that it's really hard to get the salt shaker to shake on the rain as opposed to just getting the salt wet.

Why is breakfast called breakfast?

Dave

Because thats what it says on cereal boxes

Why do older people go grey ?

Because that color bests matches their denture color!

What is a garage for?

Dave

Keeping the tumble dryer in

Who switches all the street lights on at night ?

the Street Light Police.

Who decided what Bacon would be called?