Cardboard comes from retired magicians. The make cards rise out of decks of cards and then turns them into sheets of cardboard so that they can be recycled instead of slowly disappearing as the retired magicians do.

What is a high heel shoe?

Dave

Its a very expensive shoe what the well heeled purchase

Why is Tea Brownish ?

Because Mr & Mrs Brownish fell in love, got married & had a little girl (whom they called 'Tea', pronounced 'tee-ah').

Why do Cockerels crow?

because they can't meow

what is stonehenge?

It's the left overs of a giant babies toy building blocks. Too bad that race has gone extinct.

Why is it when you learn to swim that you never forget?

Dave

because swimming is exceptionally good for improving the memory.

why are Potatoes so nice?

Oh yes - I remember : because their parents treated them well, gave them self confidence and plenty of Love and most importantly, laughed at their jokes

Why are carrots orange?

So you can tell them from the peas at the supper table.

Is there a fourth of July in England?

Dave

Give that a duh answer!