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May 21, 2008, 08:01pm
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stockings ladder because of poor manicures.
why were Hats invented?
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May 22, 2008, 11:50am
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Hats were originally made so that gentlemen would have something to tip at the ladies. Without a hat, they would just have to sling their head and that would be vulgar!
Why are there clouds in the sky? Dave 
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May 22, 2008, 12:47pm
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So the Birds have something to look at
Why do Cats Purr ?
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May 23, 2008, 06:27am
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because it's much nicer than meowing the 'eastenders' theme tune
What is maths?
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May 23, 2008, 01:52pm
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Its Mats "with a lisp"
Why has wood a grain ?
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May 23, 2008, 07:44pm
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wood has a grain...so that the makers of formica shelves have something to copy.
why is there Rhubarb?
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May 24, 2008, 01:54am
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Because custard would be lonely
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May 24, 2008, 02:01pm
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Men go bald so that their hidden solar energy panels can kick in when their testosterone levels are low.
Why are sandals called sandals? Dave
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May 28, 2008, 05:23am
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because it's a viable and appropriate alternative to calling them 'sandwiches'.
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