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Because if it was called 'spam', that song by Monty Python wouldn't have made any sense at all.
why are the folding types of currency called 'notes'??
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Because it sounds better then calling them Sheets
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because the short way hasn't got enough traffic lights, diversions, intersections & roundabouts to keep the driver interested.
Why does George C. Looney pretend his surname is really 'Clooney'?
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Who > George C. Looney Why do you have to lick stamps ?
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What? Never heard of George Clooney?? Oh well - never mind
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Because men tend to notice a Red Light
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because the Handbag Police said there has to be a bag for every hand in the world.
why is 'a round of applause' so called?
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Because you cant have a square of applause
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Because the water gets soooo Hot... Why do we sometimes wear Gloves?
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