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Old May 9, 2008, 05:26am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Because if it was called 'spam', that song by Monty Python wouldn't have made any sense at all.


why are the folding types of currency called 'notes'??
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Old May 14, 2008, 01:13am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Because it sounds better then calling them Sheets


Why do Taxis always go the long way ?
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Old May 14, 2008, 03:39am Default Re: Duh answers!
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because the short way hasn't got enough traffic lights, diversions, intersections & roundabouts to keep the driver interested.

Why does George C. Looney pretend his surname is really 'Clooney'?
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Old May 14, 2008, 04:09am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Who > George C. Looney

Why do you have to lick stamps ?
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Old May 14, 2008, 05:53pm Default Re: Duh answers!
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What? Never heard of George Clooney?? Oh well - never mind

You have to lick stamps because kissing them simply isn't enough.


Why are Stop Lights red??
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Old May 15, 2008, 02:18am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Because men tend to notice a Red Light


Why are there so many different types of hand bag ? "makes it so hard to decide"
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Old May 18, 2008, 05:08pm Default Re: Duh answers!
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because the Handbag Police said there has to be a bag for every hand in the world.

why is 'a round of applause' so called?
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Old May 19, 2008, 01:53am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Because you cant have a square of applause

Why does the bathroom get steamy when i have a shower ?
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Old May 19, 2008, 05:03am Default Re: Duh answers!
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You Minx

Because the water gets soooo Hot...

Why do we sometimes wear Gloves?
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Old May 20, 2008, 03:47am Default Re: Duh answers!
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that depends on who the guy is

Because some people like rubber

Why do Stockings ladder ?
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