Because they cant make cartoons

Why are Car tyres black ?

because they're overcooked


are fences to keep things in, or to keep things out?

There for Spiders to make webs on

Why does smoke float in the air ?

Because it sinks in water.

Why does hair grow?

So i can have it styled nice

Why are drinks cans round ?

if they were square (or triangular, polygonic etc.) they wouldn't fit nicely into those nice little holders that cars have in the center console


what is a tow bar?

A tow bar is a place for tows to socialize. But remember, they must drink responsibly, too.

Why is the frowning face smiley purple?

Dave

Because - of all the colours of the rainbow, Purple is the one that co-ordinates with it's jewellery the best.

Why are some cleaning substances called 'Polish' when it's obvious they come from entirely different countries??

Because its not from Ireland

Why do eyebrows grow ?

Because without 'em, your eye would be bathing in sweat.

Do I see the same blue you see?