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Old Jan 30, 2008, 10:09pm Default Duh answers!
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This is called "duh answers" because you ask a question that has an obvious answer. However, the next person replies with something outlandish and the asks another obvious question. And so on.

Example:
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Q. What is a toothbrush used for?

A. For cleaning the mold in the bathroom.
Understand? No, that wasn't the question.

Here's the question:

How many days are in a week?

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Old Jan 31, 2008, 02:30am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Five because Sat & Sun are the weekend not the week

What is a Time Clock for ?
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 04:58am Default Re: Duh answers!
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seeing that you are late getting out of the house to get to your appointment

what is paper made from?
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:00am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Paper is made from recycled paper (not trees) and can be bought in Woolworth's

Why is the Sky blue ?
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:20am Default Re: Duh answers!
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the sky is blue because it's a reflection off the sea

if a tree falls and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:22am Default Re: Duh answers!
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No because on one heard it

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Old Jan 31, 2008, 10:25am Default Re: Duh answers!
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oh, dear - should i use this one?

because the whales came

why is a cat called a cat?
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Old Jan 31, 2008, 11:17am Default Re: Duh answers!
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Because its not called a Dog

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Old Jan 31, 2008, 12:02pm Default Re: Duh answers!
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there's lots of gay people these days, suppose it's just the done thing

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Old Feb 1, 2008, 02:57am Default Re: Duh answers!
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So you can see it on bandages

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