Q. Why did the Latino push his wife out the window?
A. Tequila!


Have you tried this miracled drug, available over the counter?

• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
• Do you suffer from shyness?
• Do you wish you were more assertive?
• Do you wish you could sing and dance?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.


Tequila® is a safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkward will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.


Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warning:

• The consumption of Tequila® may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
• The consumption of Tequila® is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
• The consumption of Tequila® may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
• The consumption of Tequila® may cause you to think that you can sing.
• The consumption of Tequila® may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying to hear from you at four in the morning.
• The consumption of Tequila® may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
• The consumption of Tequila® may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
• The consumption of Tequila® may lead you to think that people are laughing with you.
• The consumption of Tequila® may cause pregnancy.
• The consumption of Tequila® may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.

Please consult your family drinker before starting this or any other product.



Dave

Haha Nice one Where'd you get this?

Originally Posted by Chroder

Haha Nice one Where'd you get this?

Personal Experience?

I was south of the border one day when....

Actually, I got it in an email!

Dave

Warning:

The consumption of Tequila® will make you think the earth is rotating in double-time and cause a uncontrollable bladder.


Yes, there was a time when I did this

Originally Posted by mgraphic

Warning:

The consumption of Tequila® will make you think the earth is rotating in double-time and cause a uncontrollable bladder.


Yes, there was a time when I did this

Oops!

Dave